Dave Salmoni handles both animals and Chelsea at the same time

Animal Planet’s Dave Salmoni exposed Chelsea Handler to a python on her talk show Monday night.  It was an albino Burmese python, as a matter of fact.  No, it’s not a birth defect.  Dave explained to Chelsea that he brought out the giant snake so she would keep her distance.  She wasn’t about to let that go.  She went on to ask, “Can I touch him?…Drop your pants!”

Rumors have been spreading over the internet that Chelsea and Dave are lovers.  Handler has often told viewers of “Chelsea Lately’’ that she wanted to hook up with the large predator expert.  Whenever she mentions his name, she accentuates the “mon” syllable of his last name.  She even tweeted today, “I have DaveSalmoni on the show tonight to find out if he’s really porking me.”

So are they, or aren’t they?  After dancing and flirting through the interview featuring the python, a vulture, a zebra, and Chuy,  Handler announced that she has video proof that he is penetrating her.  The video captured a vacationing Chelsea talking to an unknown friend behind the camera.   The shot pans to Salmoni commenting on a question about an island Chelsea and her entourage visited.  Handler and the cameraman joked about it being weird that Salmoni was there.  She feigned shock and sat on his lap.

According to info gathered from the “Chelsea Lately” interview, they indeed seem to be doing the deed,  but they are not in a committed relationship.    Don’t worry about Chelsea, though.  She said that she is taking her lady parts on tour this summer, calling it Coslopus palooza.